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E PLURIBUS BUNKUM


BY PETER KURTH (published January 2001)

 

[This was written just after George W. Bush’s  first inaugural]

 

 

    

 

"The unity of a nation's spirit and will are worth far more than the freedom of the spirit and will of an individual.” -- Adolf Hitler, March 1933

"I want everyone to hear loud and clear that I'm going to be the president of everybody, whether they voted for me or not.” -- George W. Bush, January 2001

 

So, what moved you most about President Select’s inaugural? Was it the "compassion" and the "character" or the "unity" and "civility?"

I’d answer the question myself, only I wasn’t watching. So far – cross your fingers -- I’ve managed never to hear Select’s voice or see his lips moving. This is an art I developed under his father, and I mean to perfect it in the next four years, if we live that long.

A reader writes in to say that I’m "frantically bilious and bitter" on this subject, and that I don’t know the meaning of the term "coup d’état.” I can only answer that "Education Week" is just around the corner – Select and the boys will be fixing it in no time. Just hang on long enough and no words will have any meaning.

Take "civility" – please! The dictionary defines it simply as "courtesy" or "politeness," neither of which, historically, has had anything to do with American politics. You can look it up: The Continental Congress wasn’t the love-fest it’s made out to be. The Founding Fathers were more like Founding Brickbats – great big babies with huge egos, sulkers stomping off in a huff. A lot of them despised each other and said so.  I don’t expect "folks" to know this anymore, so debased have our culture and politics become.  But when a Bush fundraiser says, "The president-elect is an extraordinarily good unifier," she is not echoing an American political tradition.

In its current usage, “civility” was foisted on us by corporate protocol and subsequently adopted as goddess-given by social workers, “educators” and the Idiot left. All groups use it for the same purpose: to stifle dissent. In the boardroom, civility means, ultimately, that no one challenges the leader or "the team,” and that everyone is part of the same system. That’s exactly what it means in government, too, and at the doctor’s office, and on the telephone, and in the banking, credit, retail and insurance industries. It’s more than your life is worth to raise your voice in these arenas, no matter what the cause. If you do, no one in a "civil” society will deal with you at all. They've got carte blanche to pretend you don't exist.

"Civility is not a tactic or a sentiment,'' Select declared last week. "It is the determined choice of trust over cynicism, of community over chaos. And this commitment, if we keep it, is a way to share accomplishment.” The New York Times gets all gooey about Select’s alliteration -- "community," "chaos," "commitment," "accomplishment" – as if he’d written his speech himself, which we know he did not. Here’s how Select really speaks:

"The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants.” (New York Times, January 14.)

"I would have to ask the questioner. I haven't had a chance to ask the questioners the question they've been questioning.” (Press conference, January 8.)

"I know there is a lot of ambition in Washington, obviously. But I hope the ambitious realize that they are more likely to succeed with success as opposed to failure.” (Associated Press, January 18.)

 

 

Remember that “civility” applies only to complaints, criticism and objections, when accurate information and a strongly voiced opinion might really make a difference. You won’t see “civility” on the screen, for example – on any of your screens – or for that matter on the streets and roads. Road-rage and air-rage are morphing into "desk-rage" at the office, says The Wall Street Journal, but let’s not spoil the party.

And note how quickly the corporate media, in recent weeks, have adopted two articles of faith. This first is that the economy is tanking, which it may or may not be. The second is that America is "a divided nation.” There is "a cultural divide.” We are "bitterly divided," "two nations," etc. Note, finally, that the call is not to bridge this chasm, if it exists, but to "put it behind us," to put it aside -- to erase it. “This is a day to suspend political passions, apart from `absolute cynics’,” Peter Jennings intoned about Select’s Big Moment.  There are to be no Gaps in America outside the mall.

My brother called last week to ask if I was "serious about this fascism thing.” No one ever is. Sworn-in by the same Supreme Court justices who handed him the presidency, Select explains, "Sometimes our differences run so deep, it seems we share a continent, but not a country.  We do not accept this, and will not allow it.”

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REMEMBERING DOROTHY THOMPSON

“No people ever recognize their dictator in advance.  He never stands for election on the platform of dictatorship.  He always represents himself as the instrument [of] the Incorporated National Will. ... When our dictator turns up you can depend on it that he will be one of the boys, and he will stand for everything traditionally American.  And nobody will ever say `Heil' to him, nor will they call him `Führer' or `Duce.' But they will greet him with one great big, universal, democratic, sheeplike bleat of `O.K., Chief! Fix it like you wanna, Chief! Oh Kaaaay!'" -- Dorothy Thompson, 1935

 

 

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